Date registered: Aug 2002
Vehicle: C 111 Nardo
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RE: Official blasphemy thread
The priest was sitting in the confessional was he realized that he really, really, had to pee. A young woman was walking up to the booth to make her confession. What could he do?
He leaned out the confessional door and saw the janitor passing by. "Hey you," the priest said urgently, "come in here and cover for me while I take a leak, ok?"
"But I don't know how," said the janitor.
"Oh, it's easy," said the priest. "You just listen. The penances are all in this book here." And he pulls the janitor into the booth and runs off towards the mens room.
Just then the young woman comes in and starts her confession. "Oh father, I have sinned. Last night I performed oral sex on my boyfriend."
The janitor opened the book of penances. It was huge, thicker than the phone book. He had no idea how to find oral sex in there. So he leaned out of the booth and saw a altar boy walking by.
"Hey you," the janitor said in desperation, "do you know what Father gives for oral sex?"
"Ten bucks and a candy bar."
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