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More email from the functionally insane:

>>> DON'T BUY PEPSI IN THE NEW CAN!
>>>
>>>
>>> Don't buy Pepsi in the new can. Pepsi has a new "patriotic" can
>>> coming out with pictures of the Empire State Building, and the
>>> Pledge of Allegiance on them. However, Pepsi left out two little
>>> words on the pledge, "Under God." Pepsi said they didn't want to
>>> offend anyone. In that case, we don't want to offend anyone at
>>> the Pepsi corporate office, either. So if we don't buy any Pepsi
>>> product, they will not be offended when they don't receive our
>>> money that has the words "In God We Trust" on it.
>>>
>>> HOW FAST CAN YOU FORWARD THIS ONE?
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> PSALMS 27:1 - The LORD is my light and my salvation; whom shall I
>>> fear? the LORD is the strength of my life; of whom shall I be
>>> afraid?
>>

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post #2 of 6 (permalink) Old 08-24-2005, 05:49 PM
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Jeez! Is this same sad email still making the rounds? [xx(]
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If you look closer on the can, you will see an asterik where the "under God" should be. This will take you to a message urging you to buy my Majic Member Cream, made with pure KV water. Follow the directions on the can, and email me for more details.

Recall that earlier generations faced down fascism and communism not just with missiles and tanks, but with sturdy alliances and enduring convictions. They understood that our power alone cannot protect us, nor does it entitle us to do as we please. Instead, they knew that our power grows through its prudent use; our security emanates from the justness of our cause, the force of our example, the tempering qualities of humility and restraint.

-President Barack Obama, 1st Inaugural address
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buy my Majic Member Cream, made with pure KV water. Follow the directions on the can, and email me for more details.

I feel so miserable without you; its almost like having you here.
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Please retract the "Spam" comments. My business is not a business, it is a ministry.

Recall that earlier generations faced down fascism and communism not just with missiles and tanks, but with sturdy alliances and enduring convictions. They understood that our power alone cannot protect us, nor does it entitle us to do as we please. Instead, they knew that our power grows through its prudent use; our security emanates from the justness of our cause, the force of our example, the tempering qualities of humility and restraint.

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Please retract the "Spam" comments. My business is not a business, it is a ministry.
PRAISE THE LARD!

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