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The Lawyer and The Sheriff

A Lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Sheriffs
Deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the Deputy because he
is sure that he has a better education. He decides to prove this
to himself and have some fun at the deputies expense........... Deputy says, "License and registration, please."
Lawyer says, "What for?"
Deputy says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign ."
Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."
Deputy says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License
and registration, please."
Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"
Deputy says, "The difference is, you have to come to a complete
stop, that's the law. License and registration, please!"

Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between
slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration and
you give me the ticket, if not you let me go and no ticket."

Deputy says, "Exit your vehicle, sir." At this point, the Deputy takes out his nightstick and starts
beating the ever-loving crap out of the Lawyer and says:"DO YOU WANT ME TO 'STOP' OR JUST 'SLOW DOWN'?"

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RE: Two Prostitutes

A State Trooper was driving down interstate 20 when he spotted a car with two women inside and a bumper sticker on the back that said, "TWO PROSTITUTES FOR THE PRICE OF ONE: $50".

The trooper flipped his blue lights on and pulled the car over.

The woman driving said, "What's the problem, officer?"
The trooper said, "You're soliciting prostitution with a bumper sticker and that's illegal in this state."

The woman spotted a car passing that had a sticker that said, "JESUS SAVES!" on it.
She said, "What about that car? Why do they get to say what they want?"
Trooper replied, "They're practicing freedom of religious expression, they can say that because it's protected by the bill of rights that our founding fathers laid in place to guarantee our freedoms."
She said," So, I'm practicing freedom of speech as well!"
The trooper retorted, " Yeah, but you're soliciting prostitution and that is illegal! Either remove the sticker now or go to jail!"
The lady got out and tore the sticker off and then he let her leave.

Two weeks later. he spots the same car with the same two women in it and another sticker on the back. As he approached, preparing to pull them over, he reads the sticker:
"TWO FALLEN ANGELS LOOKING FOR PETER, $50"
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