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Lord she must've had you jumping through a hoop of real fire, with some Kleenex wrapped around a coat-hang wire.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA did I start all this?

I thought this was a Mercedes forum but it looks like this is the message board of a mental institution [;)]
Anyway, I stopped pissing my bed, I had my first shave, I go to work without my mom and I don't pick my nose anymore.

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That's not what your wife said. [:0]
Must be tough for you to be lonely just because your little toe is bigger than your little Jilli but luckily not all people are the same.
They say some men buy big cars to compensate for the size of something else so that's why you drive a 560 SEL right. I bet if you had the money you would buy a Maybach 62 and have it stretched.

If I would be like you I would be driving a smart [:D]
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That's not what your wife said. [:0]
Must be tough for you to be lonely just because your little toe is bigger than your little Jilli but luckily not all people are the same.
They say some men buy big cars to compensate for the size of something else so that's why you drive a 560 SEL right. I bet if you had the money you would buy a Maybach 62 and have it stretched.

If I would be like you I would be driving a smart [:D]
I hope my little toe is bigger than my 'Jilli' cause I'm a chick. You seem a bit immature and I'm sure you're not familiar with female anatomy, so let me explain in terms you can understand: I have an 'innie' not an 'outie'.
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I hope my little toe is bigger than my 'Jilli' cause I'm a chick. You seem a bit immature and I'm sure you're not familiar with female anatomy, so let me explain in terms you can understand: I have an 'innie' not an 'outie'.[/QUOTE]



ROFLMMFAO! Too funny!
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I'm a chick. You seem a bit immature and I'm sure you're not familiar with female anatomy, so let me explain in terms you can understand: I have an 'innie' not an 'outie'.
Are you all business or do you appreciate occasional fun.
Let me rephrase.
Are you strictly vaginal or do you appreciate the occasional cunnilingual action?

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Must be tough for you to be lonely just because your little toe is bigger than your little Jilli but luckily not all people are the same.
They say some men buy big cars to compensate for the size of something else so that's why you drive a 560 SEL right. I bet if you had the money you would buy a Maybach 62 and have it stretched.

If I would be like you I would be driving a smart [:D]
And with that, you have disproved the title of this thread. Maybe next year.....

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I'm a chick. You seem a bit immature and I'm sure you're not familiar with female anatomy, so let me explain in terms you can understand: I have an 'innie' not an 'outie'.
Are you all business or do you appreciate occasional fun.
Let me rephrase.
Are you strictly vaginal or do you appreciate the occasional cunnilingual action?
The world awaits your answer.

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Jillian80 - 8/19/2005 9:18 AM
I'm a chick. You seem a bit immature and I'm sure you're not familiar with female anatomy, so let me explain in terms you can understand: I have an 'innie' not an 'outie'.
Are you all business or do you appreciate occasional fun.
Let me rephrase.
Are you strictly vaginal or do you appreciate the occasional cunnilingual action?
The world awaits your answer.
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