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What's the ugliest part of your body?

Some say it's your nose. Some say it's your toes, but I think it's your mind.

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It has to be the little Shamrock shaped birthmark right on my arse.


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It has to be the little Shamrock shaped birthmark right on my arse.

How odd, I've got a festering boil on my nuts that looks remarkably like Lord Mountbatten.

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It's the mark on my penis where deathrattle bit me.

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It has to be the little Shamrock shaped birthmark right on my arse.

How odd, I've got a festering boil on my nuts that looks remarkably like Lord Mountbatten.
Q-How do we know Lord Mountbatten suffered from dandruff?

A-His 'Head and Shoulders' were found on the beach.

That was funny in 1979-well amusing maybe[:D]


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[:D][:D] It stood the test of time.

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RE: What's the ugliest part of your body?

To those complaining about their genital areas....it sounds as if you've been dating my ex-wife.
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To those complaining about their genital areas....it sounds as if you've been dating my ex-wife.

I think Vining Ltd. makers of such fine products as "Acme traveling blow-hole Johnny Door" has a miracle cream for ya.

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Is that for whales?

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Is that for whales?

Never saw a whales tool.....Couldn't tell you.

I just thought of something. When you see those glory holes you have to realize that at some point in time a really horny guy had to walk in there with a cordless drill and start drilling. How awkward to get caught making a hole in the side of a shithouse stall. Also, he must be diplomatic enough to take the average height of males in choosing the hole dimensions which I believe to be biased against pro basketball players and dwarves alike. I think we should ask Santorum to pass legislation to rectify this plight against our fine nations lurid basketball players and little people.

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