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post #61 of 64 (permalink) Old 08-14-2005, 11:00 AM
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RE: Incredibly offensive slander thread

Thrillkill’s version of Shabah Keat:
Bright star, would I were steadfast as thou art
I ate to much Hummus and now I must fart
And watching, with eternal lids apart
I have a Ferarri, Masarati and go cart
Pillow'd upon my fair love's ripening breast
I yanked off my turban and my hair is all messed
Of snow upon the mountains and the moors
I porked her hard and gave her a can of Coors


Shabah’s version:
Bright star, would I were steadfast as thou art
As the stink hung aloft the night,
And squatting with eternal legs apart,
Like nature's refuses from termite,
The moving bowels oh what a task
Of pure muck polluting the shores,
Or gazing on the new soft-fallen into the flask
Of snow upon the mountains and the moors;
No one dares the diaper change, still unchangeable,
Pillow'd upon my hands as I squeeze,
To feel for ever its soft fall, oh please,
Awake for ever in a painful unrest,
Still, still to hear myself take a breath,
And so live ever or else swoon to death
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post #62 of 64 (permalink) Old 08-14-2005, 11:12 AM
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RE: Incredibly offensive slander thread

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Shabah - 8/14/2005 11:34 AM

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theboss:
forgive him shabah.. thats too much for poor alfa... hahahhahaha

btw shabah.. since when did ya start poetry??

deathrattle:
I don't think he has yet.Wordsworth Byron and Keats have little to fear
Well gentlemen I don’t pretend that it is poetry, it’s a just a form of writing that I use to make a point. So yes, Byron and keats don’t have to worry.
theboss go back to some of my threads, I use this form a lot. You ought to know from where you live that we do this all the time even in normal conversation.
Anyway, I try to do it in English but it’s hard
I know that it looks retard
Don't be torn asunder. It takes many a turgid year to proliferate a palatably palpable turn of phraseology. One must cognizantly study literary objects d'arte and be dediciuos towards criticizing misfeasors. I was studiously tutorized by the great Norm Crosby and perpetrated my internary qualities with the 18th district Chicago police.

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RE: Incredibly offensive slander thread

Comatose verbose your brain is toast. Now improve your mood with a lude crude dude.

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RE: Incredibly offensive slander thread

Germansatr:
Comatose verbose your brain is toast. Now improve your mood with a lude crude dude.

Shabah:
Comatose on this forum I roast
Toast is what my brain is after a post
My mood can improve
If I could, I would
I try not to be crude
But dude you’re lewd
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