Date registered: Sep 2004
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Location: Planet Houston
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RE: Incredibly offensive slander thread
Tell your mom I said thanks for the good time last night. Tell her I'll pay on Friday.
What do you call an Ethiopian taking a shit? A show-off!
"Your proctologist called . They just found your head!"
A woman who is tired of Alfa hitting on her all time. Finally she says, "Look
... I'm sorry, but I'm just not your type. I'm not
Helen Keller fell into a hole in the ground. She shouted for help and no one came to her aid. She continued shouting until her hands started to hurt.
You're so ugly, when you come home your dog humps your leg with its eyes closed.
Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
A: Ask your mother.
Recall that earlier generations faced down fascism and communism not just with missiles and tanks, but with sturdy alliances and enduring convictions. They understood that our power alone cannot protect us, nor does it entitle us to do as we please. Instead, they knew that our power grows through its prudent use; our security emanates from the justness of our cause, the force of our example, the tempering qualities of humility and restraint.
-President Barack Obama, 1st Inaugural address