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No Talent Ass Clown - has always been a favorite of mine.
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your balls up your ass

Fuel economy!! whats that??
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Fascist nazi! Oh, yeah, that's just like saying "wanna come out and play?" around here. [:D]

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That bloke would steal the straw from his mother's kennel.

He's got more mouth than a cow's got cunt.

I've encountered rotting corpses who are less offensive than you.

If you father had been handier with a coathanger,i wouldn't have to be speaking to you right now.




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Tell your mom I said thanks for the good time last night. Tell her I'll pay on Friday.

What do you call an Ethiopian taking a shit? A show-off!

"Your proctologist called . They just found your head!"

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You're so ugly, when you come home your dog humps your leg with its eyes closed.

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The best part of you ran down your mothers leg...

The world would have been better off if your dad had withdrawn a little sooner...

It is obvious from your actions that your genepool was riddled with chlorine...

Methinks thou art a s**thead...

and my son's favorite (when he was 6 years old):
You four-eyed two-faced four-flushing chihuahua...

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Heard your mom bought some new furniture. A bed and a cash register.

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Mrs Vining to Kirk on their wedding night was overheard saying.
That looks like Alfa's Penis, ONLY SMALLER!!!
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Mrs Vining to Kirk on their wedding night was overheard saying.
That looks like Alfa's Penis, ONLY SMALLER!!!
Someone lied to you, you ain't got one[}:)]
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Quote:
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Mrs Vining to Kirk on their wedding night was overheard saying.
That looks like Alfa's Penis, ONLY SMALLER!!!
Someone lied to you, you ain't got one[}:)]
Then what's that thing he keeps trying to stick up your ass?

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