Date registered: Sep 2004
Vehicle: 83 Astral Silver 280 SL
Location: Planet Houston
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RE: Son, Why did you kill my Bush?
George Bush is in the men's room, and when he glances over into the next urinal he notices that his gardner, Jose Planta, has a much bigger penis than he has. So George asks him how he managed to acquire such a large instrument. Jose says "Oh, senor presidente, it is easy. At midnight, I tap it on the wall three times!". So George decides to try it. Midnight arrives, and Laura is sleeping soundly, so Bush goes over to the wall, and taps it three times. Suddenly Laura mumbles in her sleep "Is that you Jose"?
Recall that earlier generations faced down fascism and communism not just with missiles and tanks, but with sturdy alliances and enduring convictions. They understood that our power alone cannot protect us, nor does it entitle us to do as we please. Instead, they knew that our power grows through its prudent use; our security emanates from the justness of our cause, the force of our example, the tempering qualities of humility and restraint.
-President Barack Obama, 1st Inaugural address