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Old 07-27-2005, 03:15 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Decent riddle

Sent to me in an email.
This is from an actual listing on Ebay for the sale of a dining table. Look at the picture. How can you tell this table is being sold by a man?
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Old 07-27-2005, 03:50 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I saw a shiny teakettle on ebay some years ago, possibly by the same seller.
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Old 07-27-2005, 04:15 PM   #3 (permalink)
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..........thats fucking gross.[xx(]
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Old 07-27-2005, 05:35 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Only a man would dress up a table and put a pink vase to make it look sooo fancy. He's got some placid taste I can tell that he did not think HARD about how this can reflect on him.
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Oh man, take a look at the mirror that's in the pic. [xx(]
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Old 07-27-2005, 09:11 PM   #6 (permalink)
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haha, that's great!!!!!

Is this still on ebay, or is this an old auction?

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Old 07-28-2005, 08:32 AM   #7 (permalink)
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A difficult riddle to tackle![8)]

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Old 07-28-2005, 08:45 AM   #8 (permalink)
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A difficult riddle to tackle![8)]
Ok wiseacre, Riddle me this Batman? 2 men are on a boat. Each man has a cigarette but no way to light them. How do they smoke?
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Old 07-28-2005, 08:49 AM   #9 (permalink)
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That's my dining set. I'm selling it because the chairs are just too squeeky especially after I shave everything.
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A difficult riddle to tackle![8)]
Ok wiseacre, Riddle me this Batman? 2 men are on a boat. Each man has a cigarette but no way to light them. How do they smoke?
So they have 2 cigarettes combined.If one throws his cigarette overboard,they would still have no matches on the boat but it would be a cigarette lighter.They could use that and share the remaining cigarette.



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