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post #21 of 25 (permalink) Old 07-28-2005, 01:36 AM
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shabah must be having lot of fun having 5some sex.. that is if his wives are not fat and ugly!!!

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shabah must be having lot of fun having 5some sex.. that is if his wives are not fat and ugly!!!
Oh I made sure that they are pretty. You see I am an ugly big fat lug and so is my father and his father, we are all over six feet six and weight more that 300 pounds. I had to break the curse and make some children that are halfway normal. So far the success rate has been at 60%. All the boys turned out uglier than me and one of them could actually qualify as a Sumo wrestler. The girls turned out fine. They are smart educated and never had a problem with them. They are an exact image of their moms if not better.
Just to give you an idea, one of my wives was a European gold medal gymnast and was nominated for her national beauty pageant. The other was a cheerleader in a famous football team in the US and the third she is more beautiful than her art. The only problem is that’s not enough for me. I have not been the most faithful husband and they know it and they forgive me, I am blessed. Anyway, they are ok with the idea of #4 if it will keep me home most of time and of course in a good mood and happy.
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"Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same thing"
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That was a funny last post....but im in for one, remember the movie Cherry 2000......

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As an old friend once said, "I have had two great addictions in life, heroin and women. One took my self respect, bankrupted me and left me destitute, the other was this drug problem thing I dealt with after a few years"
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