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Anyway -- that was long ago -- my new philosophy is "just say gno".

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Mine is Veni, vidi, velcro: I came, I saw, I stuck around.

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Anyway -- that was long ago -- my new philosophy is "just say gno".
The true point of these studies is to prove something we all suspect - Ireland was a very nice place until the Irish arrived.
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Anyway -- that was long ago -- my new philosophy is "just say gno".
The true point of these studies is to prove something we all suspect - Ireland was a very nice place until the Irish arrived.
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Actually, gnomes are French. We are all descended from Pope Gnomer, who advocating the purification of priestly penises in the anal canals of young altar boys, a position which he had much docturnal evidence for, and is still practiced by the Catholic Church today. He was caught in the act of cunnilingus, and was unable to come up with a docturnal explanation fast enough to satisfy the angry crowd, although his act did lead to it's popularity among the French. He was burned at the stake, and his 144 children were cursed with gnomehood. In fact his mistress, Miss Gnomer, was responsible for the "Old Women in the Shoe" tale. Those weren't children though, by that time they were three or four centuries old. The sign should read "Let me eat you, I'm French"
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The picture I submitted was snapped seconds before the castle was overrun by Jimmy Earl Boru (Achill Island's most notorious mass murderer and brother of peacenik Brian). It shows how quickly a cowardly Gnome will switch coats to save his own swarthy hide. I have another pic of Imelda Marcos, a reputed Gnomess waving a "FREE SHOES FOR THE POOR" sign, and yet another of iron fisted uber-Gnome Nicolae Ceausescu waving a "BETTER DEAD THAN RED", banner.

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Ceausescu was really quite pleasant, especially if you caught him after he had spent a relaxing day doing mass abortions. We nicknamed him "Medmech".
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Ceausescu was really quite pleasant, especially if you caught him after he had spent a relaxing day doing mass abortions. We nicknamed him "Medmech".
Saw the movie......Medmech beyond the Thundergnome.

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Ceausescu was really quite pleasant, especially if you caught him after he had spent a relaxing day doing mass abortions. We nicknamed him "Medmech".
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Ceausescu was really quite pleasant, especially if you caught him after he had spent a relaxing day doing mass abortions. We nicknamed him "Medmech".
We used to have this old guy doing deliveries where I worked years ago. This guy had to be the most obnoxious asshole I ever met, and everyone who knew him felt the same way about him as far as I could tell. I always wondered what happened to this guy. I mean, he couldn't have been like that his whole life or someone would have just killed him when he was younger. So something must have happened that turned him into what he was by the time I met him. Likewise, there are certain people who project online personnas that couldn't possibly be who they are in real life for the same reason. Someone would have killed them by now.

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