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RE: Interesting new stuff from the field of archeology coming from Ireland
Actually, gnomes are French. We are all descended from Pope Gnomer, who advocating the purification of priestly penises in the anal canals of young altar boys, a position which he had much docturnal evidence for, and is still practiced by the Catholic Church today. He was caught in the act of cunnilingus, and was unable to come up with a docturnal explanation fast enough to satisfy the angry crowd, although his act did lead to it's popularity among the French. He was burned at the stake, and his 144 children were cursed with gnomehood. In fact his mistress, Miss Gnomer, was responsible for the "Old Women in the Shoe" tale. Those weren't children though, by that time they were three or four centuries old. The sign should read "Let me eat you, I'm French"