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I believe the broken elbow is chastisment from the benz gods for transgressing against the ML. It is deistic equilibrium. A word to the wise is sufficient: Her penance may be more than just a broken elbow. The benz gods are known to viciously pursue equity.



Look out Matilda, here comes the big one!





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That or she's a lousy driver and a clumsy oaf(ess).

I just realized, who is gonna wash my chef coats,scrub the floors,water the flowers,vacuum and polish the floors,clean the windows,make my coffee,feed the fish,feed the dog,walk the dog, walk the fish, go to the store,drive our kid around,and polish my shoes. How could I marry such an inconsiderate, self centered woman?
She's prolly too beautiful to resist regardless of her faults.[8D]
Absolutely!!![:X]

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I think the ML got pissed and sent mega light ultra powers to your wife causing her to trip, break her elbow, and feel the same pain it felt.

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I think the ML got pissed and sent mega light ultra powers to your wife causing her to trip, break her elbow, and feel the same pain it felt.
That would be the Power Rangers explanation, yes.

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My friend dented my old 300CD and then the next day he fell down a flight of stairs and got bruised. Benz's have powers.

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My friend dented my old 300CD and then the next day he fell down a flight of stairs and got bruised. Benz's have powers.
They've been able to telekeneticaly force me to remove currency from my wallet and hand it to a grease covered stranger for years...........Spooky![:0]

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hey man i hope your wife gets better soon and your car gets fixed.

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All I know is that when I got into a wreck with a Mercedes I gave the Benz a big burse streaking the whole side while my baby only got a nick on the chin I feel happy to know that bastard gave me the receiving end but got the impact end back I am happy no remorse here. Whishing you and ur wife good. I must say there are a lot dickheads who don’t know how to drive who drive good cars thought

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hey man i hope your wife gets better soon and your car gets fixed.

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All I know is that when I got into a wreck with a Mercedes I gave the Benz a big burse streaking the whole side while my baby only got a nick on the chin I feel happy to know that bastard gave me the receiving end but got the impact end back I am happy no remorse here. Whishing you and ur wife good. I must say there are a lot dickheads who don’t know how to drive who drive good cars thought

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I am a veteran of many broken bones and invariably my consultant has prescribed a healthy degree of Guinness consumption for it's mineral and nutritional qualities.No doubt you will be pleased to pass on this recommendation to your better half and encourage her by example.Cheers!![;)]
Guinness Shminnis, I need to show her the proper, as well as, improper dosage of Vicodin......Ah, and a Black & Tan to wash it all down.

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RE: The Benz gods hath shown no mercy!

Two old adages come to mind...


Disasters come in threes

and

When the going gets tough, the tough get going


So -- it seems to me that you should either watch your back for a while, or go to Palm Springs and get the hell outta there.

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Two old adages come to mind...


Disasters come in threes

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When the going gets tough, the tough get going


So -- it seems to me that you should either watch your back for a while, or go to Palm Springs and get the hell outta there.
It is now 102F in Chicago. Surely the end is near. I'm holed-up in my office, and have enlisted the aid of a yardstick to pry my scrotum from my thigh on trips outside the restaurant.

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