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Illegal Immigrants Poem

Illegal Immigrants Poem

I cross ocean,
poor and broke,

Take bus,
see employment folk.

Nice man treat me
good in there,
Say I need to
see welfare.

Welfare say,
"You come no more,
We send cash
Right to your door."

Welfare checks,
they make you wealthy,
Medicaid it keep
You healthy!

By and by,
I got plenty money,
Thanks to you,
American dummy.

Write to friends
in motherland,
Tell them 'come
Fast as you can.'
They come in turbans
and Ford trucks,
I buy big house
with welfare bucks

They come here,
we live together,
More welfare checks,
it gets better!

Fourteen families,
they moving in,
But neighbor's patience
Wearing thin.

Finally, white guy
moves away,
Now I buy his house,
and then I say,

"Find more aliens
For house to rent."
And in the yard
I put a tent.

Send for family
they just trash,
But they, too,
Draw the welfare cash!

Everything is
very good,
And soon we
Own the neighborhood.

We have hobby
it's called breeding,
Welfare pay
For baby feeding.

Kids need dentist?
Wife need pills?
We get free!
We got no bills!

American crazy!
He pay all year,
To keep welfare
Running here.

We think America
Darn good place!
Too darn good for
The white man race.

If they no like us,
they can scram,
Got lots of room in
Pakistan.

Fuel economy!! whats that??
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RE: Illegal Immigrants Poem

And then we all moved to Kansas
Where they tied us to barb wire fences
And took turns with a pellet gun
Until they made our noses run
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RE: Illegal Immigrants Poem

We hide 'round corner
to steal government cheese
hit welfare man on head
and grab as pretty as you please
freinds ask, "Is it cheddar,Swiss, American or Brie(s)
"For Nachos " 'cuz when I grabbed it he said "That's not-cho cheese!"


* Many apologies to all offended, including myself*

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Here I sit
My buns a-flexin
I just gave birth
To another Mex-ican
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RE: Illegal Immigrants Poem

"TO FRANCE TO FRANCE"
the mighty Polish roar
"KURWA BLADA YAGO MATZ!!!"
"We cannot find the door!"


I'm gonna apply at Hallmark

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