Date registered: Sep 2004
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RE: Explosions in London this morning
tcp_ML500 - 7/7/2005 3:40 PM
kvining - 7/7/2005 1:54 PM
I've actually met some Frenchmen who could double as stink bombs.
You should have spoken up. To think that all that time I thought it was you, the horror of it!
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