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My first proposal is that anyone who shits their pants in the Marathon (or any other event),ala Paula Radcliffe in the recent London run,should automatically be disqualified.If i decided to take a dump by the side of the road in the middle of the day in central London i would get jail,not a bloody gold medal.[xx(]

What's the point of being able to run a bit if you lose control of your arse and your dignity?


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Hey!! She was just reducing her weight ratio for a quicker sprint........Jets dump fuel all the time. Have you ever seen a runner with a good body anyway? Nobody cared..........Now inline skaters in Venice Beach..........WOW!!!

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Eliminate every "sport" with judges. If you have judges it's an exhibition, pagent or contest. Real sports are measured with stopwatches, tape measures, scoreboards ect.

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Eliminate every "sport" with judges. If you have judges it's an exhibition, pagent or contest. Real sports are measured with stopwatches, tape measures, scoreboards ect.
Sounds like a Budweiser commercial[:D]

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Eliminate every "sport" with judges. If you have judges it's an exhibition, pagent or contest. Real sports are measured with stopwatches, tape measures, scoreboards ect.
Sounds like a Budweiser commercial[:D]
Nah, if it were a Budweiser commercial they would have to suggest wet T-shirt contests as an Olympic sport. While measurements are nice, the true connoisseur knows that aesthetics are more important in this arena.[:D]

On a related note, anyone know the difference between Bud and sex in a canoe? They're both f**king close to water!

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Eliminate every "sport" with judges. If you have judges it's an exhibition, pagent or contest. Real sports are measured with stopwatches, tape measures, scoreboards ect.
Sounds like a Budweiser commercial[:D]
Nah, if it were a Budweiser commercial they would have to suggest wet T-shirt contests as an Olympic sport. While measurements are nice, the true connoisseur knows that aesthetics are more important in this arena.[:D]

On a related note, anyone know the difference between Bud and sex in a canoe? They're both f**king close to water!
I don't drink the swill but those "real American Genius" commercials on the radio are some of the cleverest around. OMG these are funny!!!
http://thefuntimesguide.com/movabletype/archives/2004/10/bud_light_real.html

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this link for more idea's

http://www.gorskys.com.au/articles/athens-olympics.html

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why isn't bull fighting an olympic sport?

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^^^^^

Better yet, let's introduce BULLSHITTING.The U.S. can enter a team headed by Shrub,we can get Bliar to captain our side and the Irish can be in with a medal behind Bob Geldof and Gerry Adams.
And if Benzworld wishes to produce a 'friendly' non-partisan effort i'm sure ThrillKill and Shabah could do us proud.[:D]

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top porn whores compete against each other in the number of orgasms they can sustain.. [}:)]

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