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azimuth - 6/30/2005 8:12 AM
in my more sadistic moments, I dream of an execution device which consists of a platform on which the convicted murderer stands. Beside him on either side, there are two massive 10 ton blocks of concrete suspended by a pair of cables which are secured in place by a pin. This pin is removed by a smaller cable which is attached to the convict's body. When the convict moves or falls asleep the cable is pulled and the blocks are simultaneously released. They swing down pendulously and impact the convict at the same instant. What a Gallager-esque mess! BYOP (Bring your own plastic). Fantasy over.
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RE: Freakazoid Sleazeball owns up!

Reverse into him in a 1959 Cadillac Eldorado and impale him on the tail fins, then drive around his home town as a warning to others.

I thought I was the only person who spends hours thinking of cruel and unusual punishments.
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