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Kvining you have some competition....

I recieved this today. Ok, nothing new, your standard bigger dick spam mail. But what I've always wondered is why do many if not all of these intrusions have some sort of poetry or words of wisdom on the bottom. I refuse to believe the purveyers of this stuff are trying to be the Yeats of penis enlargement....or Longfellow as it were. Are they circumventing spam laws by doing this?









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The sun was now shining brilliantly, and when the beautiful islands of
Japan came in sight Rob found that he had recovered his wonted cheerfulness
They played the National air called The Oz Spangled Banner, and behind them
were the standard bearers with the Royal flag

He moved along slowly, hovering with curious interest over the quaint and
picturesque villages and watching the industrious Japanese patiently toiling
at their tasks


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RE: Kvining you have some competition....

The algorithms for spam filtering are fairly interesting and complex. If the poetry wasn't attached to the end to provide the bulk of the message as legitimate content it would have a much greater chance of being filtered. That also explains the bad grammar and spelling - well, at least part of the bad grammar and spelling...

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RE: Kvining you have some competition....

I knew it!! often they come with sentences such as: Fish concrete was finagling to the proper limelight.....I assumed it was generated babbling but broke out my bongo's just the same.

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The sun was now shining brilliantly, and when the beautiful islands of
Japan came in sight Rob found that he had recovered his wonted cheerfulness
They played the National air called The Oz Spangled Banner, and behind them
were the standard bearers with the Royal flag

He moved along slowly, hovering with curious interest over the quaint and
picturesque villages and watching the industrious Japanese patiently toiling
at their tasks
Forgot the signature -- should be:


The sun was now shining brilliantly, and when the beautiful islands of
Japan came in sight Rob found that he had recovered his wonted cheerfulness
They played the National air called The Oz Spangled Banner, and behind them
were the standard bearers with the Royal flag

He moved along slowly, hovering with curious interest over the quaint and
picturesque villages and watching the industrious Japanese patiently toiling
at their tasks

P. Nuss

"If spending money you don't have is the height of stupidity, borrowing money to give it away is the height of insanity." -- anon
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The sun was now shining brilliantly, and when the beautiful islands of
Japan came in sight Rob found that he had recovered his wonted cheerfulness
They played the National air called The Oz Spangled Banner, and behind them
were the standard bearers with the Royal flag

He moved along slowly, hovering with curious interest over the quaint and
picturesque villages and watching the industrious Japanese patiently toiling
at their tasks


Forgot the signature -- should be:


The sun was now shining brilliantly, and when the beautiful islands of
Japan came in sight Rob found that he had recovered his wonted cheerfulness
They played the National air called The Oz Spangled Banner, and behind them
were the standard bearers with the Royal flag

He moved along slowly, hovering with curious interest over the quaint and
picturesque villages and watching the industrious Japanese patiently toiling
at their tasks

P. Nuss
It took about three seconds of trying to remember the poet Nuss(was it shortened from Nussbaum, Nussberger?)

Suggested reading:
Naked Down The Firepole -by noted Scottish novelist Dick Burns.

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RE: Kvining you have some competition....

And let's not forget his esteemed brother A. Nuss and his famous epic Through the Back Door.

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