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Hey kiss my flaf.
I wish I could, alas, I am in a committed relationship. It seems I get a divorce every 7 years and marry a woman 3 years younger than the preceeding one. It'll be time soon, hope you'll be available then [:)]

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Hey kiss my flaf.
I wish I could, alas, I am in a committed relationship. It seems I get a divorce every 7 years and marry a woman 3 years younger than the preceeding one. It'll be time soon, hope you'll be available then [:)]

Age at the time of marriage:
Me.Wife1.Wife2.Wife3.Wife4
20....20..................
27..........24............
34................28......
41......................32

It keeps me young, it also keeps me poor, and tired...
You shoulda married 'em all at once. Then you could play golf while they collect welfare and clean your house.[:D]

ain't welfare grand?

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You shoulda married 'em all at once. Then you could play golf while they collect welfare and clean your house.[:D]

ain't welfare grand?
I will take your advise under serious consideration. Not sure it'll work, although my experience is inconclusive since these two were not concurrently wed to me, but divorce number 1 was because wife number 1 did not want to join in bed with future ex wife number 2, bitch!

I am an anachronism, or late about four decades. Women like free stuff, but when it comes to free love, they freak out! Go figure!

I shoulda listen to W.C. Fields when asked about marriage, he said: "Women are like elephants, I like to look at them, but I would not want to own one"

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So much for the idea that Iran is run by a minority of hard lines ruling over a population that yearns to disco American-style.

Recall that earlier generations faced down fascism and communism not just with missiles and tanks, but with sturdy alliances and enduring convictions. They understood that our power alone cannot protect us, nor does it entitle us to do as we please. Instead, they knew that our power grows through its prudent use; our security emanates from the justness of our cause, the force of our example, the tempering qualities of humility and restraint.

-President Barack Obama, 1st Inaugural address
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Foreign Secretary Jack Straw has challenged Mr Ahmadinejad to address international concerns about his country's nuclear programme.


oh, they answered that one rather quickly.. hmmm...



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You shoulda married 'em all at once. Then you could play golf while they collect welfare and clean your house.[:D]

ain't welfare grand?
I will take your advise under serious consideration. Not sure it'll work, although my experience is inconclusive since these two were not concurrently wed to me, but divorce number 1 was because wife number 1 did not want to join in bed with future ex wife number 2, bitch!

I am an anachronism, or late about four decades. Women like free stuff, but when it comes to free love, they freak out! Go figure!

I shoulda listen to W.C. Fields when asked about marriage, he said: "Women are like elephants, I like to look at them, but I would not want to own one"
I always subscribe to this principle: ugly women are like mopeds/scooters, they are fun to ride until your friends see you on one....[8D]

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...can someone please explain the "flaf" thing to me--I'm outta the loop as usual.
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I believe that flaf has been defined as Bibles, Korans, Torahs, US flags, perhaps a cross or menorah or two, thrown into a pile, pissed on and burned. The ashes are then flushed down a prison toilet.

Recall that earlier generations faced down fascism and communism not just with missiles and tanks, but with sturdy alliances and enduring convictions. They understood that our power alone cannot protect us, nor does it entitle us to do as we please. Instead, they knew that our power grows through its prudent use; our security emanates from the justness of our cause, the force of our example, the tempering qualities of humility and restraint.

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Flaf - Any incendiary or flammable sacrosanct object used to emotionally ignite a group of people.

Flaffer- a person who causes issues to become distended and hard by way of burning sacred objects.

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RE: I wish we could all just get along.

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azimuth - 6/27/2005 11:00 PM
Hey kiss my flaf.
I wish I could, alas, I am in a committed relationship. It seems I get a divorce every 7 years and marry a woman 3 years younger than the preceeding one. It'll be time soon, hope you'll be available then [:)]

Age at the time of marriage:
Me.Wife1.Wife2.Wife3.Wife4
20....20..................
27..........24............
34................28......
41......................32

It keeps me young, it also keeps me poor, and tired...
You shoulda married 'em all at once. Then you could play golf while they collect welfare and clean your house.[:D]

ain't welfare grand?
I never divorced and they all live with me:
18....17 ===> 5 children
23.......19 ===> 5 children
25..........20 ===> 4 children
41............. I am looking for #4
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