Date registered: Jan 2005
Vehicle: 1992 W126 300 SE
Location: Head in the clouds
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RE: If you were on the Michael Jackson jury.....
If you grew up in Mafia era New England like I did, you would know that a baseball bat is too quick, and runs the risk of knocking the victim unconcious before he is properly tortured. A car antenna, a dead canary for the mouth and a dead rat for the anus, and you have the ingredients necesary for sending a message to any would-be stooly. Generally the victim is tied up at gun point first. Live burial, or leaving the victim alive as a walking testament, is optional, in which case, use a live rat.
The car antenna should be properly selected. Pre-62 GM models are rumored to be the best, or solid CB models if forced to go modern. Thus is the substance of my education during the time I spent growing up in the 60s in Lawerance, Mass. If you need any info on how to use a deli slicer to find out where the guy hid his dope, let me know.
Edited by kvining 6/13/2005 5:42 AM
Or alternatively,we could give the victim three double espressos and force him to read,say 3489 of your previous posts and have him beg us to bring on the antenna and the bat to put him out if his misery.