Date registered: Sep 2004
Vehicle: 83 Astral Silver 280 SL
Location: Planet Houston
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RE: The first organic Car Shampoo
Speaking of Soylent Green, did I mention my Magical Monsterous Member Cream is made with real Watusi penis DNA, obtained from the recent unfortunate events in Rwanda? We also have a fresh supply coming in from the Congo. I would be willing to trade several cases for this Organic Shampoo, as I am planning a "Chia" car.
I am also negiotiating with Michael Schiavo on an "IQ Enhancer" product, using the same DNA technique sourced at the local hospices.
Recall that earlier generations faced down fascism and communism not just with missiles and tanks, but with sturdy alliances and enduring convictions. They understood that our power alone cannot protect us, nor does it entitle us to do as we please. Instead, they knew that our power grows through its prudent use; our security emanates from the justness of our cause, the force of our example, the tempering qualities of humility and restraint.
-President Barack Obama, 1st Inaugural address