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The first organic Car Shampoo

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how about an organic middle finger?

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how about an organic middle finger?
Once one is done scratching his organic butt hole with it, the organic car shampoo can be applied to the said finger to restore color, and give the nail a
non abbrasive, mirror finish.

Less time less effort, especialy by congruence of needs if you wash your car after each butt scratching episode.

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how about an organic middle finger?
Once one is done scratching his organic butt hole with it, the organic car shampoo can be applied to the said finger to restore color, and give the nail a
non abbrasive, mirror finish.

Less time less effort, especialy by congruence of needs if you wash your car after each butt scratching episode.
Dam you're funny TCP! I wonder, could said organic middle finger be used also as a aroma enhancer, post butthole scratching, for the interior of said well polished auto?

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I wonder, could said organic middle finger be used also as a aroma enhancer, post butthole scratching, for the interior of said well polished auto?
I suppose it could, but keep in mind that organic fingers can come in two flavors, buttcake, or vaginal secretion (further declined in "regular strength" or "menstrual breeze"). I, for one, am partial to regular strength when it comes to car fragrances.

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RE: The first organic Car Shampoo

Didn’t kirk suggest that I harvest some camel snut? What more organic than his idea? I think we are on into some great idea here. I can supply you with jars upon jars of the stuff and you may apply the solution using your said fragrant finger.
If you leave the said enhanced finger in my solution to ferment a bit it will reach in size and color that is equivalent to Green Thumb the initiator of this thread. Now for enhanced work surface you may apply some of Kirk’s member enhancement cream to really appreciate every curvature of the surface to be cleaned.
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shabah can u stop talking about camels now.. its like we had enough...[8)]
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but but I trade camels theboss, that's my calling
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It's from the Phillipines....I'm thinking it's either Imelda Marcos' surplus shoe polish or worst yet...............Soylent Green.

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RE: The first organic Car Shampoo

Speaking of Soylent Green, did I mention my Magical Monsterous Member Cream is made with real Watusi penis DNA, obtained from the recent unfortunate events in Rwanda? We also have a fresh supply coming in from the Congo. I would be willing to trade several cases for this Organic Shampoo, as I am planning a "Chia" car.

I am also negiotiating with Michael Schiavo on an "IQ Enhancer" product, using the same DNA technique sourced at the local hospices.





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