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SUGAR DADDIES [:D][:D][:D][:D]

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SUGAR DADDIES [:D][:D][:D][:D]
wtf????

Fuel economy!! whats that??
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[QUOTE]theboss - 5/23/2005 1:31 PM

ok this friend of mine always borrowin money from me to take his gf on date and never paying back my money.. well i got a chance of my life and created a good fuck-up between both of them.. now he is heart broken and i am nailing his girls.. he doesnt know that and is still my friend..[:D]

Some friend you are.

What a scumbag !!!!
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i havent bothered much with trying to find a woman, ever since i figured out that they only want the guys with the nice stuff, and more of it.....

yet they always want to complain (on TV, online, etc.) about wanting to meet a "normal" guy.......WHAT ABOUT ME?? i'm "normal", and i even have a Benz Coupe.....
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The less I tried the more women I hooked up with. I figured this out early and got laid a lot.

Good luck.
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oh, believe me, i havent tried......[;)][:D]

still hasnt worked yet....i'll keep trying...by not trying.....whatever sense that makes.....[:0]
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this is normal in women sense

- talks a lot
- listen a lot (dunno how u can accomplish both as same time)
- makes them laugh constantly
- helps them change their mood instantly no matter how bitch they were
- understand them "everything"
- calls them a dumbass regularly (atleast in my books it does work)
- calls them at late night a few times a week to have a good talk for one hour or so (remember women are phone whores)
- have a great taste in cuisine.. loves choclate (if the chick does) and does not act like a personal dietitian of her (let her eat as much junk food as she can when out together)
- take her to the beach every weekend
- tell her she has a beautiful body, this works much better than telling them they have a beautiful face...(and it would be very difficult to lie if chick has fat bags rollin from her belly unless u like fatties)
- and the last but not the least.. makes enough $$$ to pay for the dinner.. and owns a decent enough car to ride safely...
- and as a guy.. my advice.. sharpen ur skills in lying.. i did.. and so far.. it has benefitted me..

Fuel economy!! whats that??
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this is normal in women sense

- talks a lot
- listen a lot (dunno how u can accomplish both as same time)
- makes them laugh constantly
- helps them change their mood instantly no matter how bitch they were
- understand them "everything"
- calls them a dumbass regularly (atleast in my books it does work)
- calls them at late night a few times a week to have a good talk for one hour or so (remember women are phone whores)
- have a great taste in cuisine.. loves choclate (if the chick does) and does not act like a personal dietitian of her (let her eat as much junk food as she can when out together)
- take her to the beach every weekend
- tell her she has a beautiful body, this works much better than telling them they have a beautiful face...(and it would be very difficult to lie if chick has fat bags rollin from her belly unless u like fatties)
- and the last but not the least.. makes enough $$$ to pay for the dinner.. and owns a decent enough car to ride safely...
- and as a guy.. my advice.. sharpen ur skills in lying.. i did.. and so far.. it has benefitted me..
WOW! You sound dreamy! And you're short........[:o)][xx(]
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this is normal in women sense

- talks a lot
- listen a lot (dunno how u can accomplish both as same time)
- makes them laugh constantly
- helps them change their mood instantly no matter how bitch they were
- understand them "everything"
- calls them a dumbass regularly (atleast in my books it does work)
- calls them at late night a few times a week to have a good talk for one hour or so (remember women are phone whores)
- have a great taste in cuisine.. loves choclate (if the chick does) and does not act like a personal dietitian of her (let her eat as much junk food as she can when out together)
- take her to the beach every weekend
- tell her she has a beautiful body, this works much better than telling them they have a beautiful face...(and it would be very difficult to lie if chick has fat bags rollin from her belly unless u like fatties)
- and the last but not the least.. makes enough $$$ to pay for the dinner.. and owns a decent enough car to ride safely...
- and as a guy.. my advice.. sharpen ur skills in lying.. i did.. and so far.. it has benefitted me..
WOW! You sound dreamy! And you're short........[:o)][xx(]
Hey!! He plagerized that from my self-help book, " How to get snatch off a broad without having to beat her". I'm calling my attorneys.

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WOW! You sound dreamy! And you're short........[:o)][xx(]
well jillian.. i never said i would try to pick you up.. you rather be happy with thrillkill..

talking about being short.. i has bought me enough benefits to nullify any feeling of inferiority due to height !!! [:p]

Fuel economy!! whats that??
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