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It aint the time, it is the intensity! Duh! Everything goes better with duct tape...[:p]
It's the handy man's secret weapon.....if your woman can't find you handsome, she should at least find you handy.

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I wish more people would get that reference, it's a great show. ** contemplates the ramifications of painting a large possum on the side of my ML **

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what a stupidity.. the minimum i would last is 30 minutues..the maximum well once it was 4 hours.. i can somewat control and hold myself for really long.. but not when my balls begin to hurt and i have to let it go [:D]

It's all very well 'holding yourself' and not 'letting it go' when you are on your own,but when you progress to having female company instead of just 'Mrs Thumb and her four sons'you may find your experience somewhat different.Do you suffer from blisters on the palms?[:D]
i cant stop laughing at your humor [:D] well no i quit freqently using Mr. Hand i think at the age of 16..and im NOT trying to find other ppl "habbit" here or being queer [:)]


ok it is really the food you eat.. inculde frequent use of garlic sause in your diet.. no not that off the shelf ready made sause stuffed with preservative.. im talking about some fresh home made garlic sause.. grind some garlic, youghurt, salt to make the sause.. add water according to your viscosity requirement..

secondly consume raw lemon.. use cut the lemon in half and eat it all like a candy.. execpt the seeds.. dont consume too much.. just start it a day or two before you are planning to get laid..actually consuming good quantity in day time with lunch and getting laid at night will be more than enough to do the job!!

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Yup, Women fall everytime for good ol' Garlic breath.
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My personnel best is 10 hours.

However that may not sound so impressive if you take into account the 9 hours 55 minutes of begging and pleading....

And 4 minutes for a cigarette.

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Yup, Women fall everytime for good ol' Garlic breath.
no u dont eat garlic sause on ur date or right before shagging.. i meant u eat garlic stuff like in afternoon or something.. anyway since u r goin to have it with ur meal and u cant shag right away after meal.. it is impossible the women will hardly get the garlic breath..

and if circumtances get hard.. the mouth fresher spray / chewing gum will always be handy!!

ohh by the way last night it started at something between 12am & 1am.. it was all shag-rest-nap routine.. till i shot the load in morning.. i think it was 6am.. anyway who did be looking at the clock when shooting load..?? the time is just my guess..
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