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Put me down for 10 mins if it includes putting the car away, feeding the cat, taking a shower and having a cup of tea. Allright 6 mins

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what a stupidity.. the minimum i would last is 30 minutues..the maximum well once it was 4 hours.. i can somewat control and hold myself for really long.. but not when my balls begin to hurt and i have to let it go [:D]

It's all very well 'holding yourself' and not 'letting it go' when you are on your own,but when you progress to having female company instead of just 'Mrs Thumb and her four sons'you may find your experience somewhat different.Do you suffer from blisters on the palms?[:D]

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Why all the ridicule? theboss is simply being a considerate lover, women love extended foreplay, making sure his partner has at least one Big O before his wad is shot, as it were – most ladies are like diesels, they take longer to warm.

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The findings also revealed how the time from start to finish of sex decreased with age, from an average of 6.5 minutes for men aged 18-30 to 4.3 minutes for those over 51.
A study was not needed to determine that, I do a lot of things faster than younger guys – [/b]. [8D]
Does that include losing your hair?

BTW-thanks for the spellcheck on Britannia,but infact it's my typing that requires more work than my spelling.

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apparently I've sacrificed quality for quantity[:D]

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Why all the ridicule? theboss is simply being a considerate lover, women love extended foreplay, making sure his partner has at least one Big O before his wad is shot, as it were – most ladies are like diesels, they take longer to warm.
Yeah the other analogy to diesels and certain ladies is that they may be easy on your pocket but being smelly and noisy, you wouldn't want your mates to see you riding (in) one.
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Which British food delicacy do you think improves our performance?
...Bangers?
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It aint the time, it is the intensity! Duh! Everything goes better with duct tape...[:p]
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It aint the time, it is the intensity! Duh! Everything goes better with duct tape...[:p]
........and Butyl Nitrate.

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