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My wife and I saw some lesbian women at the mall the other day, and it sparked this discussion. Everybody knows that they don't prefer men sexually, so why do some cut their hair short, and wear it styled like a man, wear pants only and a mans shirt? They don't like men but they are trying to emulate one? What do they think? Do they think that other people think they're men? (no one does) Do they think that they're women pretending to be men? Do they really want to be a man? What's the mindset here? There's the whole "butch" and "fem" thing too. How come you see every combination of the two? Two butches together, two fems together, a butch and a fem together? We don't know any lesbians or we'd ask them. Anyone know how they think?
My wife and I saw some lesbian women on TV the other day, and it sparked this discussion. I thought it was very tastely done, art really. She objected and called it disgusting. I debunked her argument with skill arguing how hypocritical her viewpoint was, especially in the light of how pleasurable she found it when I performed a cunnilingus on her. The next chapter of this DVD demonstrated that not all lesbians hate sex with men.

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RE: Question for lesbians.

...of course, you may want to ask this question of some actual wimmin, otherwise you're likely to get more theory and conjecture from a hetrosexual male perspective--not very enlightening. I think we succeeded in finally driving off the last female around here sometime last month.
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...of course, you may want to ask this question of some actual wimmin, otherwise you're likely to get more theory and conjecture from a hetrosexual male perspective--not very enlightening. I think we succeeded in finally driving off the last female around here sometime last month.
Well it's quite possible that theory and conjecture from a heterosexual male perspective may be more enlightening than more of the same from a heterosexual female perspective, particularly if any of the males in question happen to be in drag. And no, there are still at least two women around -- you'll have to try harder (just kidding girls -- the more the merrier -- hello? is anyone there? hello!.....)

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Well it's quite possible that theory and conjecture from a heterosexual male perspective may be more enlightening than more of the same from a heterosexual female perspective, particularly if any of the males in question happen to be in drag. And no, there are still at least two women around -- you'll have to try harder (just kidding girls -- the more the merrier -- hello? is anyone there? hello!.....)
Meet my lesbian friend: [:)]
At first glance, nothing in her accoutrement indicates her prediclection for sexual deviancy, which she sometimes let me witness from the next room.
I submitted her to the "question for lesbians"

Me: Show me your true colors.
Her:
Me: What's wrong with
Her: We like it too!
Me: Come on, how would you
Her: It requires creativity, usually in the form of a
Me: I see. And it solves the problem of hunger after sexual activity
Her: [:D]
Me: But what about
Her: We do that too, only it's not as messy!
Me: Messy?
Her: Typical male. Think about it, not messy for you, but
Her: Don't you like
Me: [:I]
Her: Me too!
Me: Can I participate?
Her:
Me: I won't
Her: It's against the of lesbianism.
Me: My wife says I'm a good
Her: She's my friend, you bastard.
Me: You could give me a little

Her:

I thought she was my friend, lesbian or not, what a bitch!

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Q-What do you call a lesbian with long finger nails?

A-Single.


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RE: Question for lesbians.

Very well put. Being gay I do know many Lesbians.lol I see all kinds. We have some friends who are very Butch women who do look a lot like men, my other half and I have never understood this. Then we have those who you would never suspect, who make all men drool.lol I kinda can relate to the if you want a man date a man comment. For us guys it's the same thing. There are some gay guys who are so nelly they are screaming for a dress, and mine as well just go get the dang thing cut off. Then you have the ones like myself and my other half, who like to do sports, workout, hunt, and yes even work on our Mercedes cars.lol The thing being for us anyway, is the whole point of being gay, was to be with another man. Not a man who acts like a woman. We certainly belive in each to his own, and we try not to judge, but we too have noticed that. We have a vast group of friends anyway, Straight, gay, lesbian, and just plain Crazy.lol

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Wow,i haven't witnessed such narrow minded,poorly informed naivety in a long time.You sound like a bunch od pre-pubescent school kids.
Like most things in nature,human sexuality is a broad spectrum with the majority of the population lying at the top of the bell curve,but still with substantial numbers of individuals with alternative tastes at the edges of the curve.The whole objective of sexual reproduction is to produce variation upon which natural selection can operate in order for evolution to progress.Accordingly,we are all pre-programmed to have a unique set of differing traits that we find attractive.The fact that homosexual attraction is not geared towards reproduction is the exception that proves the rule.
Just because my personal preference is for slim,moderately tall,females with long titian hair, a high IQ and a wicked sense of humour didn't stop me marrying a lanky brunette as thick as two short planks and subsequently living with a blond blue eyed bi-sexual midget.It takes all sorts.Variety truly is the spice of life.
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I thought she was my friend, lesbian or not, what a bitch!
Very creative, but you have way, way too much time on your hands, princess.

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I thought she was my friend, lesbian or not, what a bitch!
Very creative, but you have way, way too much time on your hands, princess.
You are so polite and eloquent Ron.

I was just going to ask whether tcp-ML500 majored in Geek or Nerd at college?

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So... to sum up all the collected wisdom in your posts, to my questions. You guys don't know any of these things either. I guess i'll have to ask a real lesbian. Hope she doesn't kick my ass. [B)]

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^^^
I thought i had answered your question clearly and concisely-which part do you not understand?

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