Date registered: Sep 2004
Vehicle: 83 Astral Silver 280 SL
Location: Planet Houston
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Washington attacked by Moronian Air Force
In a daring daylight attack foiled by our brave pilots, the Moronian Air Force attempted to destroy Washington today. When it was all over, two Morons were in custody after surrendering. Our brave Vice President and Congress responded to this threat by running away as fast as they could, giving all of us a great example of courage under fire. Our brave President was unable to run away with the rest of them, as he was not in his office at the time.
Recall that earlier generations faced down fascism and communism not just with missiles and tanks, but with sturdy alliances and enduring convictions. They understood that our power alone cannot protect us, nor does it entitle us to do as we please. Instead, they knew that our power grows through its prudent use; our security emanates from the justness of our cause, the force of our example, the tempering qualities of humility and restraint.
-President Barack Obama, 1st Inaugural address