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In a daring daylight attack foiled by our brave pilots, the Moronian Air Force attempted to destroy Washington today. When it was all over, two Morons were in custody after surrendering. Our brave Vice President and Congress responded to this threat by running away as fast as they could, giving all of us a great example of courage under fire. Our brave President was unable to run away with the rest of them, as he was not in his office at the time.

Recall that earlier generations faced down fascism and communism not just with missiles and tanks, but with sturdy alliances and enduring convictions. They understood that our power alone cannot protect us, nor does it entitle us to do as we please. Instead, they knew that our power grows through its prudent use; our security emanates from the justness of our cause, the force of our example, the tempering qualities of humility and restraint.

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In a daring daylight attack foiled by our brave pilots, the Moronian Air Force attempted to destroy Washington today. When it was all over, two Morons were in custody after surrendering. Our brave Vice President and Congress responded to this threat by running away as fast as they could, giving all of us a great example of courage under fire. Our brave President was unable to run away with the rest of them, as he was not in his office at the time.
Sorry, did not follow the news. Was our President flying his own plane?

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In a daring daylight attack foiled by our brave pilots, the Moronian Air Force attempted to destroy Washington today. When it was all over, two Morons were in custody after surrendering. Our brave Vice President and Congress responded to this threat by running away as fast as they could, giving all of us a great example of courage under fire. Our brave President was unable to run away with the rest of them, as he was not in his office at the time.
Ain't that the truth?
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RE: Washington attacked by Moronian Air Force

Morons, indeed.
Even if a flight plan is not required, you'd think that ANYONE planning a cross-country trip anywhere near DC would at least LOOK at a freaking chart. There are "NO FLY" zones all over the place--makes it tough to fly around these parts. But they are all clearly marked. There is no excuse for this!

On a related point---There have been two MAJOR incidents involving the airspace over DC recently. Is someone setting the stage for some more draconian actions? Like eliminating all private air travel?, or some other reduction in our rights? Who is drumming up this situation, and what is the goal?
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the report I heard stated that the evacuees were told to run by the Secret Service or agents of some such entity. If they were'nt believed to have been running fast enough they were accordingly admonished with barking commands equivalent to boot campesque legend.

At the declaration of emerging threat, the Vice President is no longer in complete control of what action is taken to preserve his life. This duty is planned and carried out by assets who had pledged thier lives to protect him.

I doubt the urgency described was cowardice as much as preservation of the elected governing body of the US.

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just another scare tactic to extract more of your right folks..



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RE: Washington attacked by Moronian Air Force

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Exactly!! There was much excitement created over a total non-threat. The previous stir was created by a " cloud" or something else on the screen.
Something is up.

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all time i was thinking it was a RC toy craft [:D]
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In a daring daylight attack foiled by our brave pilots, the Moronian Air Force attempted to destroy Washington today. When it was all over, two Morons were in custody after surrendering. Our brave Vice President and Congress responded to this threat by running away as fast as they could, giving all of us a great example of courage under fire. Our brave President was unable to run away with the rest of them, as he was not in his office at the time.
Bush wasn't even at the white house when it happened..........if your going to rant at least get the facts right.

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Hmm, that's what I said Einstein. Maybe when the Shiavo autopsy is done we can get your brain in next to see how it died.

Recall that earlier generations faced down fascism and communism not just with missiles and tanks, but with sturdy alliances and enduring convictions. They understood that our power alone cannot protect us, nor does it entitle us to do as we please. Instead, they knew that our power grows through its prudent use; our security emanates from the justness of our cause, the force of our example, the tempering qualities of humility and restraint.

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