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Why would he want to drive if he can walk on water and ascend to the heavens without the assistance of NASA?
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Why would he want to drive if he can walk on water and ascend to the heavens without the assistance of NASA? [|)]
My sentiment exactly. The guy's a fake, let's crucify him for using the name of the Lord in vain at the DPS office!

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when a cop wants to give him a ticket for speeding.. he will have a look at his lisence and yell "jesus christ" [:D]
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^^^

Sounds like fun to me,i'll bring the hammer and nails-you bring the lumber[^]
Uh, Oh... I think you just pressed the "going down to see mr. devil in the hot place" button for that remark, tsk, tsk.

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Sounds like fun to me,i'll bring the hammer and nails-you bring the lumber[^]
Uh, Oh... I think you just pressed the "going down to see mr. devil in the hot place" button for that remark, tsk, tsk.
When he died on the cross, Santa died for our sins, the complete atonement of all our sins!

I'm sure he has already forgiven Deathrattle for his witty remarks eons ago (insofar as mentioning time even makes sense when talking about Santa, he who knows no end, no beginning and is intemporal!).

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^^^

Sounds like fun to me,i'll bring the hammer and nails-you bring the lumber[^]
Uh, Oh... I think you just pressed the "going down to see mr. devil in the hot place" button for that remark, tsk, tsk.
When he died on the cross, Santa died for our sins, the complete atonement of all our sins!

I'm sure he has already forgiven Deathrattle for his witty remarks eons ago (insofar as mentioning time even makes sense when talking about Santa, he who knows no end, no beginning and is intemporal!).
Let us pray (be prey?) The ML WHORE (self professed) is just a dumb whore, and, as such, been fucked so many times, that he not knowth what he sayeth. Pack the bowl dude. AMEN [^]

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Sounds like fun to me,i'll bring the hammer and nails-you bring the lumber[^]
Uh, Oh... I think you just pressed the "going down to see mr. devil in the hot place" button for that remark, tsk, tsk.
When he died on the cross, Santa died for our sins, the complete atonement of all our sins!

I'm sure he has already forgiven Deathrattle for his witty remarks eons ago (insofar as mentioning time even makes sense when talking about Santa, he who knows no end, no beginning and is intemporal!).
Let us pray (be prey?) The ML WHORE (self professed) is just a dumb whore, and, as such, been fucked so many times, that he not knowth what he sayeth. Pack the bowl dude. AMEN [^]
You know I measure my self worth based on your enlightened judgment.

Regardless of your anger, as my first and best customer, honey, it'll alkways be free of charge for you.

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