Date registered: Jan 2005
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Mrs. Azimuth tells a joke...sorry feminists
Courtesy of Mrs Azimuth:
so a passenger jet is flying to it's destination with a full cabin. It flies into a storm and a wing gets struck by lighting, tearing the structure apart and losing the accompanying engine. As the plane begins it's uncontrollable descent and eventual destruction, a young woman stands up and shouts above the noise of hysteria,"I'm only 20 years old. I want one of you men to make me feel like a woman before I die!". The remaining passengers in the cabin fell silent and there was an out-of-place pause. Then a handsome young man stood up and while unbuttoning his shirt, walked bravely back to her row. He removed his shirt revealing to the young woman and the rest of the crowd an admirable muscularity and presumed virility. As she swooned at the sight of his rippling chest, he tossed the shirt at her and said, "Iron this.......and get me a beer!"
In my own defense, I wash and iron my own clothes and over time, conditioning has taught me that I get my own drinks.[B)]
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