Date registered: Sep 2004
Vehicle: 83 Astral Silver 280 SL
Location: Planet Houston
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Is Spongebob Gay?
Dr. James Dobson, head of Focus on The Family, top Religious Right leader, and all round nut ball, says he is. Myself, I had always thought sponges were asexual, but one must consider that he did name his pet snail "GarY", and that's pretty gay. And he holds hands with Patrick a lot. Given the great issues that face this country, we owe the religionists a huge debt of gratitude for bringing this to our attention. Just look at this picture. Is this not the picture of two reprobate sodomites, flaunting Our Lord Jesus Christ with their gay lifestyle? Surely Our Lord's return is nigh.
Recall that earlier generations faced down fascism and communism not just with missiles and tanks, but with sturdy alliances and enduring convictions. They understood that our power alone cannot protect us, nor does it entitle us to do as we please. Instead, they knew that our power grows through its prudent use; our security emanates from the justness of our cause, the force of our example, the tempering qualities of humility and restraint.
-President Barack Obama, 1st Inaugural address