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My tinfoil roof insulation keeps out the Cato Institute's death rays, at least for now.
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...I hear they just switched to the latest gamma ray technology. You better upgrade to a full size bimetallic foil body tube with the optional petroleum jelly coating. They're crafty devils up thar...
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Damn it.

I'm thinking I better go with the full Faraday cage. It's the only way to be sure I'm protected.
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I'm thinking I better go with the full Faraday cage. It's the only way to be sure I'm protected.
You'd better get it coated and reverse-polarized -- gamma rays are so intense the normal Faraday shielding will not stop it. You could be compromised without your knowledge.

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No wonder mine isn't working properly![:0]
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That's it -- you're fired!!! [:D]

"If spending money you don't have is the height of stupidity, borrowing money to give it away is the height of insanity." -- anon
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Aw, man!!
Forget to reverse-polarize just once, and out the door you go.
Sheesh![V]







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...dude, it's not like he didn't warn you ahead of time--duh!!!
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RE: Why I can't........

The main web server at viningcomputers.net is currently emanating a massive combined microwave/gamma ray carrier blast over TCPIP port 8080. The data packets in this blast contain a simple mathematical equation, that once penetration of the human skull is achieved, is impossible to resist:

IF

350 tons nuke grade hi explosives + Smiling Osama On TV = lots of dead people, possibly including your own kids in the USA

THEN
Voting for Bush = Stupid

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Hard to argue with a boolean expression.


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