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I admit it, I got suckered...nasty thoughts got the worst of me.
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Next to kvining's comments, that's one of the funniest things I've seen on this forum...

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Great! :) :D

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Next to kvining's comments, that's one of the funniest things I've seen on this forum...
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Well that is nice and dandy, however anyone who had the fortune to visit the seedier part of Bangkok would attest to the following: There is a strip joint somewhere downtown (my cabdriver took me there so I have no idea, apparently the place is off limits to locals, and he gets a cut after each customer delivered) where the girls have rather unortohodox methods of utilizing their natural or specially trained body cavity. You know what I am talking about. I just want to keep it somewhat clean for the youngsters. [:D] So the stage is quite small maybe 12x12 feet. There are about 6 or 7 girls, the show is non stop, it takes about an hour and and 20 minutes to roll around. They can open a coke bottle, they can shot a projectile (dead ringer for a small dildo) into the crowd, they can smoke a cigarette, they can write a welcome message on a piece of paper complete with a happyface [:P], they can pull out 25 feet of ribbon, they can hold ping-pong balls, they can pull out 15 razor blades (yes I did count them [}:)]) on a string and slice a piece of paper with each one and to top it all up: this one girl, she poured in 1/2 quart (half liter) clean water, stood up, walked around, the water did not come out, then she inserted a coke bottle and brown liquid came out into the botle. Then she repeated the whole process again. Now that is talent!
And it cost me a cool 600 bath, which is about CAN$20.00. Quality entertainment I say, money well spent! [xx(]
I was there this August. The show has been around for a long, long time, my body talked about it 10 years ago. Oh yeah, the last performance was a live sex show with full penetration, which by the way I did not particularly care for.

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