Date registered: Feb 2003
Vehicle: 89 300E
Location: Away, Away, A way down South in Dixie!!
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RE: Tattoed women
Kirk and Wendy were married in the usual fashion. Kirk, being somewhat the bohemian decided to commemorate the occassion by having his new bride's name tattooed on his penis.
While on their honeymoon in Jamaica they visited a nude beach. While standing at the beach bar Kirk notices a tall, lanky Jamaican next to him has the same tattoo. "Sup Dude!" Says Kirk. "I see that you're sweetie is named Wendy too!!"
The native looks bewildered and replies "Oh, you mean the tattoo! No mon, mine says Welcome to Jamaica, have a nice day".[:D]
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