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A littel humor from Kerry on Letterman

Kerry's "Top 10 Bush Tax Proposals" are:


10. No estate tax for families with at least two U.S. presidents.


9. W-2 Form is now Dubya-2 Form.


8. Under the simplified tax code, your refund check goes directly to Halliburton.


7. The reduced earned income tax credit is so unfair, it just makes me want to tear out my lustrous, finely groomed hair.


6. Attorney General (John) Ashcroft gets to write off the entire U.S. Constitution.


5. Texas Rangers can take a business loss for trading Sammy Sosa.


4. Eliminate all income taxes; just ask Teresa (Heinz Kerry) to cover the whole damn thing.


3. Cheney can claim Bush as a dependent.


2. Hundred-dollar penalty if you pronounce it "nuclear" instead of "nucular."


1. George W. Bush gets a deduction for mortgaging our entire future.
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RE: A littel humor from Kerry on Letterman

I liked it when he talked about negotiating over the seating for the debates, and they had settled on Cheney would sit, with Bush on his lap.[:D]
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RE: A littel humor from Kerry on Letterman

Though I'm not a political kinda guy, and couldn't care who wins the US Presidential elections, I LOVE all the bush related humour available out there. (sorry to all you GWB Supporters - but its just too much fun to laugh at some of the things he says and does).
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