-- Location (2-4 hr drive from LA, San Diego, Frisco, Vegas)
-- Surprising abundance of single, naturally developed 18-25 yr old women.
-- Summer heat causes the women to wear very little clothing
-- Cost of living (compared to most growing California cities)
-- Kern River (Beautiful canyon, slow parts are good for a relaxing tube float with a case of beer)
-- You can get anywhere in town within 20 min.
-- Desert sunsets
-- Hick-town reputation
-- Summer heat (at least its dry heat)
-- Roads plagued with potholes
-- Valley Fever (most locals are immune)
-- Oildale (small suburb comprised mostly of low income, racist meth-heads)
-- Cops shoot first, ask questions later (sometimes a good thing, ^^ Oildale)
-- Country music (im not a fan but the rest of Bakersfield seems to be)
-- Fog (one second its clear, the next you cant see five feet in front of you)