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post #11 of 22 (permalink) Old 09-04-2007, 06:30 PM
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Smoking kills.

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馬鹿は死ななきゃ治らない。

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Smoking kills.
Smoking kills ? No shit ! ah huh , thank you very much .
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Smoking kills ? No shit ! ah huh , thank you very much .
It wasn't the cigs that did him in, but it was rather the following:

Elvis Presley's Hot Peanut Butter and Banana Sandwich Recipe at Epicurious.com

substitute 'cups' for 'tablespoons', add a cup of bacon grease.

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Has anybody else sniffed the exhaust of an Aston?
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It wasn't the cigs that did him in, but it was rather the following:

Elvis Presley's Hot Peanut Butter and Banana Sandwich Recipe at Epicurious.com

substitute 'cups' for 'tablespoons', add a cup of bacon grease.
I thought he died , when on the toilet , from a heart attack when shitting that muck from above . Sorry my humour is sick .
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I thought he died , when on the toilet , from a heart attack when shitting that muck from above . Sorry my humour is sick .
The same bacon grease and butter that theoretically should have acted as a lubricant thereby reducing heart stress inducing grunts, also worked against his heart to clog the arteries.

A double-edged sword.

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A double-edged sword.[/QUOTE]

I would have thought a pencil would be more appropriate .
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A double-edged sword.
I would have thought a pencil would be more appropriate .[/quote]

[pencils] are for constipated mathematicians.

Q: What did the constipated mathematician do?
A: He worked it out with a pencil!

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Has anybody else sniffed the exhaust of an Aston?
Ummmm.. no......which one did you sniff?





This one?







Or this one?
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I would have thought a pencil would be more appropriate .
[pencils] are for constipated mathematicians.

Q: What did the constipated mathematician do?
A: He worked it out with a pencil![/quote]

See, in the old-days, he would have worked it out in 'logs', so my dad tells me.
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