| McCain is in deep trouble, even his in-the-tank poll, Fox News, shows him losing the election. It's time for another gimmick. I have the perfect plan. I think he needs to capture Bin Laden using Patton's pearl handled revolver. I actually know where it is, it is over by mBear's house in the Fort Knox armor museum. bear needs to get it for him, and then McCain can call the premier of Pakistan, get Osama's email address, and then call Osama's ISP to get his local address. He can then drive over their from Afghanistan, capture Bin Laden and get lots of pics of him, Bin Laden, and the fabled revolver. it's a sure thing after that.
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Recall that earlier generations faced down fascism and communism not just with missiles and tanks, but with sturdy alliances and enduring convictions. They understood that our power alone cannot protect us, nor does it entitle us to do as we please. Instead, they knew that our power grows through its prudent use; our security emanates from the justness of our cause, the force of our example, the tempering qualities of humility and restraint.
-President Barack Obama, 1st Inaugural address
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