| That reminds me of that classic joke.
A mechanic and surgeon are talking at their kids' soccer game. The mechanic says, 'You and I are much the same. Someone comes in with a problem, we listen to them and ask questions to diagnose it properly and then fix the problem. The only difference is that I have dirt under my fingernails to prove I work for a living. Yet I am in debt and many people don't think too much of me. And everyone bows down to you and you live at the country club. Doesn't seem quite fair, you know?'
The doctor looked at him and replied, 'That's not the only difference. When you tear apart the engine at least you get to turn it off first.' |