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Originally Posted by yoseyman top ten reasons blacks are not in NASCAR
#10 - Have to sit upright while driving.
# 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.
# 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.
# 7 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at
the same time.
# 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale JR.
# 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race.
# 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.
# 3 - No Cadillacs approved for competition.
# 2 - Can't wear helmet sideways.
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR...
# 1 - When they crash their cars, they bail out and run |
NASCAR, what NASCAR, fuck NASCAR? All that matters is that Hamilton is at the top of the world today leading the premium motor sport circuit and is heading for his first world championship! HIP-HIP-HOORAY!