[DaveN007]

Originally Posted by gregs210

When I had been married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 12 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blonde."

Now, we have a nice house, a pair of Mercedes, a big bed and a couple of plasma screen TVs, but I'm sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old blonde, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 12 inch black and white TV.

Aren't wives great? They really know how to solve your mid-life crises....

That is hilarious. Reminds me of something a friend once said.

"How much does a girlfriend cost when you are married?"

answer: "Everything."