| RE: Sorry,it's a clean one! How do you get a lawyer out of a tree...
Cut the rope.
What do you call a 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean...
A good start.
To lawyers were talking and see a good looking woman, the first one says "I'd like to screw her", the second one asks "Out of what?"
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