| Birds know better? OK, that's it. There is a Vast Blackbird Conspiracy against Daimler-Daimler, especially against my brilliant silver C36 parked daily on front of my shop. I have now ample proof: for the past two months, almost every day, I find clearly targeted bird deposits right around the chrome star on front of the hood. Nowhere else. And the damn birds are snickering in the trees around.
Beware, us (poor) owners of the German Machines are now victimized by those fascist flyers. I may have to confectionate an anti BC bra or something. Anyone installed anti aircraft equipment on their C36? I am desperate. [V] |